Friday, June 14, 2013

The Myth of the Man of Steel...will shock you!

     With Man of Steel landing in theaters this weekend, it's easy to get caught up in the myth of Superman.  The myth, of course, being that Supes was a nice guy.  He was not.  He was a straight up thug.

      Cold blooded, bare handed justice.  Sure, he looks like he feels bad about it, but who knows?

      Superman's about eight seconds away from melting this girl into sludge with his heat vision.

      He even killed the woman he said he loved, Lois Lane.  Huzzah for that guilty conscience, right?

      Even his "wardrobe malfunctions" were deadly as his suit went out of control and killed Perry and...Lois, again.

      Well, now he's just showing off. 

     "Please don't, Superman! You've never killed anyone!" wink wink...

     So, when you're all flocking in droves to see Superman on the big screen this weekend, just's only a movie.  The real story is...much darker.  

Monday, June 10, 2013


     Just when you thought it was safe for those darn comics, FOUR COLOR CULT zooms in with the news that a second season is forthcoming! Yes, dear Cultists, hang on to your prayer books and wait, we'll be back before you know it!