Beating Dad at his Own Game

Son: Aw, gee, Dad...do ya have to go out bowling again tonight? Can't ya stay at home and play Skittle-Bowl, with me, huh?  Please, Dad?

Dad: Aw, why the heck not, son?  I can get drunk at home just as easily as I can at the lanes!

Son:  And it's cheaper, too! Right, Dad?

Dad: That's right, son! Now go get your old man a couple a cold ones and let's play this Tinkle-Bowl or...

Son: Skittle-Bowl, Dad!

Dad: Who gives a shit?