Thursday, May 2, 2013

Hairy Creepy Dudes in a Cardboard Submarine...


     If you need to disguise yourself while pretending to be underwater, then look no further than this ad.  The seven foot long "nuclear" sub has controls that work, though they aren't specific as to what they work. At any rate, while you're in this 200 lb. test fibreboard sub, you can't be looking like no baby faced little brat, right?  You gots to man up, yo?
     You can 'man up' in three different ways: a mustache, for that classic leatherboy look, a Van Dyke, for those days when you feel like a 50s beatnik, or classic mutton chop sideburns, for those days when the sides of your face get cold.  Use them one at a time, or combine them all for that hairy man beast look that all the girls scream for.
     If that man beast action don't work, roll up in your pimped out sub.  Show her the real periscope and the rockets that fire.  If you know what I mean...

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