The moment is tense as you place your hands on the mysterious board. Yes, Ka-Bala sees all and tells all. Armed with the secrets of your future, the ever searching eye of Zohar watches your every move as you take a deep breath and ask your question. With the all-seeing knowledge of Ka-Bala you are mere seconds away from learning your destiny. And you want to know....
if you'll ever pitch a winning game? Even though Ka-Bala considers that a bullshit question, he answers you anyway.
Your partner, however, decides to ask a better (if not
hopelessly vague) question: "What will my future be?" The 'taro' card spells it out plain as day:
"A happy marriage with children--material wealth!" Your partner lets out an uncontrollable "Whee!"
Isn't messing with unknown mystical forces fun?
If Ka-Bala is truly as all-seeing and all-knowing as advertised, why didn't he tell Madonna to stay away from
Shanghai Surprise?
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