Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Jimmy So Silly #3: The Unbeatable Jimmy Olsen part 3

This will take you to Part 1, whereas this little puppy will take you to Part 2.  Got it?  Good!


     After getting his ass kicked by nearly everyone he met who wasn't Superman, Jimmy storms back to the Professor's, demanding to know what's up.  The Prof defends the serum, proclaiming it to be "the most terrific of all my discoveries!"


     The next day, at the Daily Planet, business runs as usual until Jimmy sees Superman fly in through the window.  While no one is looking, Jimmy takes a huge gulp of the serum and runs up to Superman.

     After flying back to the Professor's to spy on him and damage his property, Jimmy and Superman are amazed at what they see...


     In short, the Professor is a lunatic.  Realizing the serum was worthless, and desperate not to disappoint Jimmy, the Professor pretends to be Superman so that Jimmy can defeat him.  Every time Jimmy beat up Superman, it was actually the Professor in disguise, who was able to imitate the Man of Steel well enough to not only fool an arena full of fans, but Superman's best friend as well!  Perhaps the Professor should give up this whole science business and move out to Hollywood, where he would revolutionize the make-up and special effects of cinema.  Ah, well...

     As part of Superman's plan, Jimmy goes to complain to the Professor yet again about the serum.  Before the senile scientist can away and change into his amazing disguise, Superman shows up, flying through an open window.  Superman begs for another chance to test his strength against Jimmy.  The Professor looks on in amazement and confusion as the pair in front of him begin to wrestle!
     "Maybe I'll beat you this time," screams Superman, advancing slowly on Jimmy.
     "You won't succeed because Professor Potter's wonderful serum has made stronger than you!"

      Feigning weakness against Jimmy, Superman begs the Professor for some of the serum...




     Superman's ruse was a success, and the status quo was restored.  Just in time, too, as we were at the end of the comic book.  Funny how that worked out.

     What kind of crazy shit will that Olsen boy get into next time? 
    

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